Q U E E N E S T I O N A I R E

G (the human being formerly known as GT) has sent us the following questions.
G, a celebrity, a professional basketball player, a gig consumer and much more, currently lives in the UK. At least, so he claims.
He is a brave and handsome man, married, and loves his wife wholeheartedly.
We love him, too.

Q U E S T I O N N A I R E

Multiple choices. Check the one that you find most fitting. Be mean and bad. It is free (no obligation!).

1) Write down the three most disgusting pop/rock artists. Then go to the next page.

2) Which one do you hate more: Elton John or Phil Collins?

3) You are a captain of a streamer; going back to your ship after a short visit to a remote desolate island, you suddenly see George Michael, Robbie Williams and Cliff Richard rushing to the shore (which your tender boat with you and 12 armed sailors has just left). Behind them, you see a mob of naked black cannibals yelling and wielding primitive weapons and bones. What do you do?
a) I take Robbie on boat, and order my sailors to hit the other two on the head.
b) I order my sailors to leave the shore double fast.
c) I fight the cannibals to rescue my kin (which literally is George Michael).
d) I do nothing but watch from a small distance. I also light me pie.

4) You are the assassinator of John Lennon. You see the Beatles walking in front of you. You can choose again. Which of the four do you shoot?

5) You hear that Freddie Mercury is dead. How do you describe your feelings:
a) I cry and tear my clothes to pieces.
b) I feel pity for the loss of the big musician.
c) I am not concerned.
d) The description of my mood leans closer to satisfaction rather than to sorrow.

6) A big rock festival is organised next to your town. You have a friend in the security team that (for a crate of beer) will let you in, so that you can sabotage the sound; but you can do it only once. The outline in alphabetical order is: ASIA, Europe, Queen, Scorpions, Toto. When are you going to turn the switches down?

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Replies:
1) Any artist=2, Queen=5.

2) EJ= 9, PC=6.

3) a=3, b=7, c=-3, d=9.

4) RS=0, GH=0, JL=-3, PMcC=9.

5) a=-9, b=-3, c=3, d=9.

6) All replies= 7, Queen=9.

Evaluation:
If your score is higher than 42, then you are a true diamond, honourable member of the Diamond Intergalactic Society.

If your score is between 27 and 42, you need to listen to John on a daily basis, in order to strengthen your character.

If your score is between 15 and 27, you probably are only a visitor, you need to listen to John on a daily basis, in order to strengthen your character.

If your score is lower than 15, we apologise, you may consider choosing another radio show.

If your score is higher than 54, visit a doctor to make sure you are not schizophrenic.